Melbourne Timelapse

For friends and family back home that won't have a chance to visit Lydia and myself here in Melbourne, here's an HDR timelapse video of some iconic sites in the city.



Landmarks included in the time lapse video include (in order):

• Southbank - modern part of Melbourne where the casino is located.  Lydia and I will occasionally go here for over-priced beer
• Bourke Street sculpture art - An example of one of the many art installments located around Melbourne, this one is at the corner of Swanston and Bourke streets.  I see these every time I walk/tram from my gym to work
• Degraves Street - Lydia and I will occassionally go here for brunch, if we don't want to make the trip down to St. Kilda to our favorite hipster/organic brunch place
• Fed Square - modern architecture located in the heart of Melbourne, where a number of temporary art exhibits and cultural events are held.
• Southern Cross Station - Located on the west side of the city, this is now the largest train station in Melbourne, where all interstate passenger lines lead.  I pass this station on the way to work every day and our good friends immediately opposite
• Sydney Meyer Amphitheater - outdoor amphitheater where a large number of concerts are held.  Lydia and I will be seeing Weezer here in January
• Docklands Ferris Wheel - Ferris wheel that was built a number of years ago in the real estate investment failure that is known as the Docklands.  Almost as an omen, this ferris wheel opened nearly two years behind schedule, and promptly closed 40 days later due to structural defects.  The Ferris Wheel has since been disassembled and reassembled, and is expected to return to service sometime in 2013.
• Graffiti Art - Found all around Melbourne, primarily in back alleyways, it's a characteristic that really defines the city.  It's most definitely a form of art (rather than tagging).
• Fed Square (different angle) - View of Fed Square looking South, we often go to Beer Deluxe, a beer garden just out of the shot.
• State Library of Victoria - Located at LaTrobe and Swanston, the State Library is an extensive traditional and electronic library open to the public.  On sunny days, crowds can be found relaxing on the front lawn
• Train tracks looking South West - not far from our apartment, these tracks run parallel to the Yarra River
• Metro - View from the metro, the electric train system that runs both under and primarily over ground in Melbourne and the greater Melbourne suburbs.
• Tram - View looking out the back of one of the omnipresent trams found all around greater Melbourne.  Lydia and I often take a tram to and from work.
• Flinders Street Station - the iconic station of Melbourne
• Melbourne Central Mall/Station - view from within Melbourne Central station and shopping plaza, it is a paradigm of Melbourne architecture in that it preserves the facade and spirit of old architecture and integrates it with functional and modern space
• Shopping Arcade - can't remember the name of this one, but it's one of several shopping arcades found within the CBD of Melbourne.
• China Town (Little Collins Street) - The majority of Little Collins Street, which runs SW to NE, is known as China town.  We'll often grab "dumprings" at one of the many dumpling bars off this street
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• Deakin University - Deakin University, from where the photographer(s) hail, located in the Eastern Suburbs of Melbourne.  We've never been here
• Fitzroy Gardens (two shots) - the large park located adjacent to our apartment in East Melbourne, this is where Lydia and I go nearly every weekend to relax, hang our hammock, and watch the sunset.
• Phillip Bay Boat Launch - This could be any one of many of the rusted boat launches on the coast of the relatively shallow Phillip Bay, but my bet is it's the one down in St. Kilda, not far from the Melbourne CBD.  Lydia and I SCUBA dive under one of these further down Mornington Peninsula (Eastern peninsula)
• St Kilda Pier - Large pier that juts out into the bay where many sail boats are moored
• Docklands waterfront - about a five minute walk from my office, I'll occasionally eat lunch not far from where this shot was taken
• Art Centre - the iconic (although dated) Melbourne Arts Centre located on South Bank, it's spire is lit at night and can be seen from most places around the city.
• Fountain in the Royal Botanical Gardens - I've used this fountain in a number of photography outings, it's located in the Royal Botanical Gardens in South Melbourne
• Melbourne Central (outside) - view of one of the creatively lit park bench outside Melbourne Central. There's a hotdog/burger place called "Lord of the Flies" just out of the shot where Lydia and I have frequented on a number of occasions
• Flinders St Pedestrian Tunnel - Pedestrian tunnel modeled after Paris's Metro that runs under Flinders Street to Flinders Street Station
• WWI Memorial Shrine - the WWI memorial shrine where there is an eternal rememberence flame, and that was architected so the sun hits the shrine directly on November 11th every year
• Views from Eureka Tower - Views from the Eureka Tower (tallest building in Melbourne) where Lydia, my cousin Ian, and I went when Ian was in town

5 Minutes or Less: Auto Art

This is awesome- it's a public service ad in display, created by our neighbors to the west, the state of South Australia. It's both a work of art and a public service ad.


Although this ad was created by the Motor Accident Commission (MAC), the Transport Accident Commission (TAC) here in Victoria also puts on some pretty cool public safety ads. This billboard can be found around greater Melbourne:



Admittedly, as a roadside sign, it could actually cause more accidents than prevent them- on more than one occasion, I've caught myself trying to process the image than focus on the road. Don't look at it for more than a minute, or you may have an aneurism.

Seppos in Radelaide

Lydia and I decided to take a long weekend and embark on our first Seppo Road Trip.  We've had our car for nearly 8 months and we really haven't taken full advantage of our improved mobility beyond greater Melbourne, so we decided to take a long weekend and check out Adelaide.  The trip is about a 9 hour drive from Melbourne to Adelaide (and back) along the Western Highway:



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Having both driven extensively around the States in our respective childhoods, we're pretty familiar with the road-side scenery of Americana, but we had no idea what the Australian expanse, particularly west of Melbourne, had to offer.  As it turns out, it isn't much... For anyone who's driven in the States from Atlanta to Chicago via I-65 through Indiana, it's a lot like that, except less interesting. Over the nine hours, we passed through a total of 5 towns, many similar to what you'd see in south Georgia, except instead of one-stoplight towns, they're one-roundabout towns.  The highlights of the drive include the extensive bright yellow-flowered Canola fields, which are appealing at first, but after about an hour, become a bit mundane, and the Grampians, a mountain range west of Melbourne, that are pretty cool.  We may plan a camping trip out there in the not-too-distant future.  Driving through small-town Victoria and South Australia, we definitely invited some sideways looks from the gas (petrol) station employees.  Although all very nice, we on more than one occasion received the, "You're not from around here, are you?"

One rather notable experience was when we stopped at a gas station along our ride from Melbourne to Adelaide, I was privy to a truck driver's phone conversation with another truck driver.  Almost in shock, at last I found the Crocodile Dundee accent here in Australia- it's championed by the Australian road warriors!  I kept on hoping he'd find it necessary to comment on the inferior size of his colleague's cutting utensile, but sadly it never arrived...

The drive aside, we had a pleasant weekend exploring "the city of churches" and Ben Folds' city of residence.  We enjoyed sampling the local cuisine, including the notable Adelaide Pie Floater:

 
And we had a great time exploring the Barossa Valley and sampling some of the best Australian wine.  Check out the Seppo Radelaide video documenting our trip:

We really enjoyed our long weekend, although I'm not sure we'll be returning to Adelaide anytime soon.  And if we do, we'll choose to fly.

Movie Night: Mary & Max

Lydia and I happened upon Mary & Max, a claymation black-comedy film about a gawky girl from Mount Waverley (a Melbourne suburb) who, through letters, befriends a middle-aged man with Asperger's from New York City.  Max and Mary share a common bond in their difficulty fitting in in their respective worlds, and form a friendship through their exchange of letters and sampling of their respective country's sweets.

The movie is incredibly funny, albeit dark, and captures many of the subtle nuances between American and Australian culture. By far, one of the best movies I've seen this year, I can't recommend it enough.

Rocking the Vote

Courtesy of  militantlibertarian.org

It's that time again; like a bad case of food poisoning that recurs every four years with similar gastrointestinal symptoms; cramping, bloating, and of course, vomiting and diarrhea; I'm speaking of course, about the US Presidential Election.  While it doesn't exact it's havoc on one's body literally, it does metaphorically; the bloated political ads portraying the opposing candidate as a cold-hearted, treasonous scoundrel, the word vomit and debate diarrhea of the pundits, and the cramping, sickening tinge found in all Americans' stomachs.

Fortunately Lydia and I are spared from most of the mud slinging, as we can elude the political ads and the 24-hour American news networks, however it is all but impossible to avoid it in it's entirety, thanks in large part to Facebook, ads on Hulu, and the internets in general.  And while we're not faced with the immediate cross-fire and sideshow antics of the political left and right, we must in some ways answer for them.  As mentioned in an earlier post, Jerry Springer's America, a considerable number of unsavory news stories from the States do make it down under, not excluding American presidential election news, thus who could blame our friends for having some questions to the American political process?  Additionally, unlike in the States where it is standard social etiquette for one to refrain from asking another which candidate for which he will vote, it would seem the opposite is true here. That being said, it's a two-way streets, as I'm often asking questions about the Australian political process (and for what it's worth, Australian politics seem no more civil than American politics).  Some interesting lessons I've learned:

1. It is compulsory to vote in Australia.  Failure to do so merits a $70 fine.  As a result, Mickey Mouse and Ronald McDonald receive a considerable amount of support from the Australian electorate
2. The term "liberal" here is used in the (correct) classical sense, which would be called "libertarianism" in the States.  Really, the liberal party here is more akin to the Republican party in the States than Libertarian, and Labor to the Democratic party
3. Australia has more political parties than the States, although due to (sometimes unintuitive) coalitions and party alliances, there really only remain two major contenders: Labor and Liberal.
4. The Green party has won the most seats over Melbourne (for better or worse)
5. There is no separation of powers between the court and the police here; you are prosecuted by an officer.
6. Socialised healthcare has changed a lot of my socio-philosophical outlook on a lot of otherwise anti-liberal principles... it provides more justification for some of the "nanny state" laws here in Victoria... that being said, I don't necessarily agree with socialised healthcare.
7. Labor Prime Minister Julia Gillard and former Labor prime minister Kevin Rudd are not good friends and are the source of a lot of current political controversy
8. Australian elections can be called at any time by the party in power, but must be called at least once every four years
9. Australian Parliament is twice as fun to watch on TV as is the US Congress, and half as fun as UK Parliament.  Like in the UK, there is heated exchange and name-calling, but just to a lesser extent, but more than in Congress.
10. Many Australians know more about the American political system than Americans know about the Australian system
11. Many Australians know more about the American political system than Americans know about the American system

My most recent lesson: Former Australian Prime Minister Bob Hawke once held a Guinness World Record for Beer "Skulling" (Chugging) 2.5 pints of beer in 11 seconds.  Here he is showing off his talent this year, age 82:

In his memoirs, Hawke suggested that this unique talent may have contributed to his political success more than any other, by endearing him to a voting population with a strong beer culture.... but I digress.

Despite the disarray that is the American Presidential election, and the increased ease with which I could shirk my "civic duty," I've resolved to vote via absentee ballot this year.  And while it looks like the Fulton County Board of Registration and Elections has finally entered the 21st century by offering the ballot electronically, it seems that they may have fallen a bit short, as the link they've provided is currently unavailable, at least via Australian internet connection.  Fortunately enough, I should still be able to access the site via a US proxy, and my vote will be heard... even if it is irrational to vote, at least in the context of an economic agent.

5 Minutes or Less: Christmas in September

Spring has sprung in Melbourne, which can only mean one thing... CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS.  Yes, in an international showdown of who can shamelessly capitalize on Christmas the earliest, the winner this year goes to large Australian retailer Myer, who has constructed a full Christmas display on the sixth floor of their flagship store in the Melbourne CBD:

I guess this is what happens when your locale doesn't celebrate Halloween or Thanksgiving; why not just jump straight to the big kahuna?  Merry Christmas!

Jerry Springer's America

This headline made the front page of a number of Australian news sources, including  The Age and The Sydney Morning Herald about a teenage girl from Georgia who had elective plastic surgery to avoid ridicule from her classmates. While the article is both philosophically and morally intriguing in its own right – the ethical dilemma of using medical methods to treat societal problems – it continues to befuddle me that this is the type of news that so often gains so much attention here in Australia rather than substantive news, influencing the Australian perception of the US and its citizens.

While I believe most Australians understand that Yellow Journalism does not accurately portray everyday American life, those that don't can certainly be forgiven, given how many sensationalist or exceptional stories make it down here.  Lydia and I can't help but bemuse which headlines from our homeland appear down here so prominently.  Many of these articles appear to exaggerate or even help shape the all-too-prominent freak-show perception of typical life in America.  It's both amusing and a little unsettling sometimes what some Australians believe to be commonplace in American life and the preconceived notions of my countrymen; ideas that all Americans are packing concealed 9mm handguns, that we can sue anyone with whom we disagree, and that without a valid health insurance card, our ambulances leave you to expire on the street.  While I have little doubt that many of these exceptional news stories are true, and I won't try and refute the fact that there are a lot of off-beat, backwards, and some downright crazy people in the States (as they are plentiful), I do fear that these stories evoke a contrived or misconstrued America.  Coupled with the fact that when most Australians travel to the States, their primary destinations are LA and Vegas, arguably the most inauthentic cities in the States, I fear there may just be a systematic misrepresentation of what America and Americans are really like.

Courtesy of 27blash6

To be fair, the portrayal of Australia and its people is also largely off-base in the States; think Crocodile Dundee, Outback Steakhouse, and Fosters; I can assure you these stereotypes are (mostly) not true.  As much as I cringe when I read news stories about the Octomom, Obama’s birth certificate, and the rampant gun violence in the States (granted, that last one might not be too off-base), I’m sure an Australian would just as well do the same when he learns how little the average American knows about Australia, or when goes to order his Bloomin’ Onion and reads about the train surfers in US newspapers in the States.  And as much as Lydia and I enjoyed Bill Bryson’s In a Sunburned Country, the book most definitely sensationalizes how deadly Australia really is.

One could make the argument that Americans bring it upon themselves, particularly in how we’ve both relatively recently shifted our foreign policy to become the “World Police,” the rise of the fundamentalist religious zealots, and our insatiable appetite for television shows like Jersey Shore, The Hills, or Biggest Loser.  Who could blame Australians, or the world at large, for having such a poor impression of Americans and what kind of people we are?  Perhaps I simply have rose-coloured glasses and the majority of my countrymen really are a bunch of dim, morally depraved obese oafs.  Perhaps the US and Americans that are represented in the news and media here are a more accurate representation of what America really is than what I perceive.  But if that is the case, I think I'd rather continue in my delusion; at least then I can still maintain some faith in my home country.