Saturday, December 29, 2012

Seppo Journey to Middle Earth

As is becoming standard for this blog, this post is about three weeks late.  But we seppos embrace the mantra, “Better late than never.”

Lydia and I adventured over to New Zealand’s South Island three weeks ago for a two week adventure exploring the scenery and culture.  We were fortunate enough to be joined by our fellow American friends Kat, who flew in all the way from Salt Lake City (via Sydney), and Jim who flew in from Melbourne.  We were excited to be joined by Kat and Jim so we could all celebrate Thanksgiving together.

We spent a bit of time organising a tentative itinerary before arriving in Christchurch, although we intentionally avoided booking too many things in advance to keep our options open.  Here's a rough map of our route and the sites we saw (this was what we used to plan).  Note that we only spent time on the South Island, so the North Island destinations will have to be on another trip.


View New Zealand in a larger map

We met up with Kat at the airport late on the 17th, where Morgan, an old friend from my days back at Roswell High School (and later UGA) and her husband Evan picked us up to spend the night at their place.  Evan and Morgan just recently moved to Christchurch from Atlanta to pursue their dream of living in New Zealand.  We caught up on each others’ lives, with a few nostalgic stories thrown in for good measure (one in particular regarding 9th grade geometry), before heading to bed






The next day (day one) we met up with Jim, picked up our Jucy camper van which was to home for the next two weeks, and headed straight to the Adrenaline Forest with Morgan and Evan leading the way.  We figured the best first adventure was to zip line and swing through the New Zealand forest, after sitting on a flight for four hours and before jumping the van to sit some more.




After finishing the highest ropes course, we hopped in the van and drove up to Hamner springs to soak in the natural hotsprings, before driving up to Kaikoura to spend the night.  After a bit of some off-roading and a couple of detours, we found our way to the free “Meatworks” campground along the beach.  We all slept soundly that first night out of exhaustion, and awoke on day two to stunning views of the beach.

We ate breakfast and then went for a hike around Kaikoura, along the cliffs and beaches.  Along the way, we found wild seals relaxing on the beach, and I found that I’m apparently allergic to grass in Kaikoura.

We piled back into the van and made our way north to the Marlborough region for some wine tours.  We ended up rolling in just in time to stop by two wineries, where we enjoyed a few tastings of New Zealand wine.  Lydia and I really liked the whites and bought a few bottles for our trip.  We ended up camping at Cable Bay just outside of Nelson.  We found a really nice camp ground just yards from the bay, with stunning views of the surrounding cliffs and water:



The next day (day three) we took off towards Nelson, where we picked up a map of local breweries and brewpubs.  We scooted around town (with a designated driver!) to four breweries enjoying the New Zealand brews- I was excited and geeking out as a lot of hop varieties are grown in the region due to the ideal growing conditions.



We finished the afternoon (and tour) by picking up a growler of a local stout and four liters of apple juice, then headed down to the beach to enjoy the sunny weather.  We then drove up to meet up with one of Jim's friends that he met sailing two years prior, who lived on the edge of an apple and cherry orchard.  We had fun meeting some authentic Kiwis and watching the sun set over Abel Tasman national park.

On day four of our trip, we got an early start for the long drive down to the West Coast, where we stopped at Punakaiki (pancake rocks) which, while still beautiful, we found a little anti-climactic.  We hopped back in the van, and scooted on down to Greymouth, where we parked the van in a holiday park, and walked to the Montieth's brewery, where we had dinner followed by a brewery tour and tastings.  There we met Kym and Dale, both seasonal Alaskan dog sled mushers who were on vacation in New Zealand.  Kym coincidentally was moving to Utah when she returned to the States, so Kat and she exchanged contact details.



On day five, which was Thanksgiving Day, we headed down to Fox Glacier so we could be up early for our glacier hike the following day.  We went on a short hike around Lake Matheson, then parked the van and enjoyed some pre-dinner drinks with our campervan neighbors, all from France.  After listening to music and having a good time, the four of us went into town for a Thanksgiving feast at an American-style restaurant.  While the food wasn't anything to write home about, we had a great time sharing stories and honoring Thanksgiving traditions together.

On day six, we woke up early and met up at the Fox Glacier lodge where we got fitted with crampons (Lyds and I brought our hiking boots), then bussed up to the glacier.  We chose to do the half-day hike because we wanted to maximize our time on the glacier and see the most we could.  The experience was absolutely incredible!  The glacier was beautiful and we really enjoyed learning about the geographic nature.  Contrary to conventional wisdom regarding global warming and melting glacier, glaciers have been growing and receding for millions of years, and no more or less so over the past couple of thousands of years.  The glacier itself is constantly changing and moving; the guides have to make new paths nearly every day.  As a result, no two hikes are exactly the same, and new caves, crevices, and channels are forming and devolving every day.




The next day (day seven) we made the long drive down to Queenstown where we were to spend the next day seeing the city and partaking in the adventure sports that it's known for.  Jim opted to do the Nevis Bungy jump (Kat joined him for moral support, but opted not to do the plummet- I don't blame her) and Lydia and I booked in a hang-gliding tour.  The tour picked us up from the holiday park, where we jumped in the van with other hang gliders and paragliders, where we were promptly met by a young Chinese woman, who in broken English told us with a wide smile that she had, "broken leg doing this sport, okay?" Lydia and I exchanged a silent glance, spare for the sound of an anxious gulp.  Was this woman telling us she had just broken her leg hang gliding?  If so, why is she in the van and not in an ambulance?  She seemed pretty happy, so maybe she had broken her leg in the past parasailing?  But then why would she be doing it again?  After a few minutes of concerted introspection, the van stopped and one of the instructors popped his head in, asking which person had broken their leg, and confirming that she was okay to paraglide, while inadvertently quelling Lydia's and my fears by confirming that the woman hadn't actually broken her leg doing the sport.  We geared up excitedly, not sure what quite to expect, and received instruction from our tandem pilots.  As I've sky dived before, I was expecting something similar, but wasn't really sure if it'd be fast, loud, or windy.  As it turns out, it was none of those, and may perhaps have been the most peaceful and relaxing thing I've ever had the opportunity to do.  It's literally like you're flying, but not quickly or turbulently like in an airplane.  It's almost dead-silent, and we only were moving at about 25 miles per hour, and the scenery just lazily drifts by.  Probably the most exciting (and my favorite part) was the landing.  My pilot took me on a bit of a ride where we got to do some stalls and hard banks, but we landed like a feather.

Here's a GoPro video of Lydia's flight:



And Mine (apparently my pilot had his GoPro set to a lower resolution):


After returning to the camp site a couple of hours before Jim and Kat, Lydia and I moved the van, then grabbed lunch at the famous Ferg Burger in downtown Queenstown.  We poked around the city, I swung by an internet cafe for some quick emails, then we ended up meeting up with Kat and Jim on the way back to the van.  We found a new (less expensive) camp ground still walking distance from town.  Coincidentally enough, our campground neighbors were the same French friends we had met at Fox glacier.  After exchanging contact details to meet up later in the evening (they went into town for dinner), we started the evening playing some drinking games in the van (it's probably been six years since I'd last played circle of death), then headed out for an evening on the town.  We ended up meeting up with the two guys from the four-person french crew, after which point the rounds of jager, chartreuse, and mixed drink shots turned an evening out in Queenstown into an evening out in Athens, GA (my college town).  Long story short, it was a fun, albeit late night, and we found ourselves not rising particularly early the next morning.

On day eight, we got moving around noon and made the long drive down to Milford Sound.  Perhaps offering the most impressive views of the entire trip (which is saying a lot, because all views in the South Island are impressive).  We rolled in around 5pm after navigating the mountain passes, and a mudslide clean-up area, in a persistent drizzle.  We headed to the near-abandoned cruise port where we befriended on of the cruise booking staff who kindly set us up for a cruise the next day, gave us the lay of the land, and informed us that whether we liked it or not, we'd be spending the night in Milford Sound, since they shut down the one road in and out out of fear of mudslides.  Apparently the mud slide from a few weeks earlier had stranded our cruise attendant friend in Milford sound for nearly two weeks.  She reassured us that mud slides are only a risk when it rains a lot, at which point we collectively looked outside at the more-than-just-a-drizzle rain, and all shifted uncomfortably.  We headed into the "town" where there was one bar/lodge, and we enjoyed a hot dinner, a few beers, and a couple games of pool and foosball (both of which, Jim cleaned up).  We tucked in for the night, safe from the rain and persistent biting flies in the parking lot outside as the rain continued to fall, and each silently reflecting upon our newly found knowledge on the causes of mud slides.

We awoke on day nine early to catch our 9am cruise out on the sound.  We all boarded and shortly thereafter, lost Kat somewhere on board.  Figuring she had just gone to the bathroom, Lydia, Jim, and I took full advantage of the continental breakfast on the lower deck, growing concerned after about 15 minutes about Kat.  We poked around the ship looking for her, only to find her on the top deck taking in the sites, where she had been all along.  We fought the cold and the wet and took in the sight and immense beauty of the sound.  We saw wild seals, epic water falls, and mountains looming in the distance.






The cruise was well worth the price of admission, and just the right amount of time.  We hopped back in the van and went the direction from whence we came, a six hour drive back through Queenstown and all the way out to Lake Tekapo.  As an aside, some advice for any about to embark on a caravan trip around the south island- if you go to Lake Tekapo (and you should - it's incredible), do not stay at the Lake Tekapo holiday park.  At a hefty rate of $80/night, we suspected that perhaps the proprietor had fallen upon difficult financial times, particularly given the sub-par standard of the amenities.  Our suspicions were confirmed (almost comedically) when we went to go shower, only to find that in order to enjoy the luxury of 10 minutes of hot water, one must deposit a two-dollar coin in the coin-operated water heaters.  Rip-offs aside, the lake was beautiful, offering stunning views of the Mount Cook, the tallest mountain in New Zealand.

On day ten, we finished the remaining drive back up to Christchurch, where we said our saddened goodbyes to Jim and Kat (Kat had to fly out early the next day).  We dropped them off at the Antarctic Museum so Kat could hold a penguin, then Lydia and I hurredly gathered provisions in town, then promptly drove two more hours to Arthur's Pass for some overnight camping.  Lydia found what looked like a suitable trail from the Lonely Planet New Zealand guide that Kat and generously left with us.  Arriving at the trail head just after seven, with no knowledge of the terrain or an absolute understanding of the distance required to hike, we departed and scrambled up the trail as quickly as we could, trying to beat the sunset.  The trail itself was not particularly inspiring- about an hour and a half of scree-laded series of switchbacks, but the top was incredible.  We found ourselves at a seasonally-abandoned ski resort, with a deserted public park lodge (complete with electric lighting).  Lydia brightly offered a The Shining reference, to which I was not particularly enthralled (read: it was creepy).  We found the flattest site we could to set up the tent (which we later found was apparently not flat enough), and promptly headed into the shelter to cook dinner and watch the light wane, protected from the strong mountain gusts.  Dinner consisted of a couple of cans of soup and a cold sausage, which hit the spot.  While eating, we could hear the Kea's circling and land on the roof, trying to work out how to get in so they too could join the feast.




We finished our dinner, retired to our tent, and settled in our sleeping bags.  We spent the majority of the night sliding to the foot of the tent thanks to the 10-degree incline on which we had set the tent.  Needless to say, it wasn't peaceful rest.  The next morning (day eleven), our poor night of rest was offset by the stunning sunrise and clearing fog through the valley.  We hiked back down the trail, whose descent turned out to be much more difficult than the ascent, saddled up in the van, and drove back into Christchurch.  We found what was probably the nicest holiday park on our trip, if not in all of New Zealand, where we enjoyed the warm weather and lunch.  We took a cab into the city (well actually about a kilometer outside of the city, due to some communication breakdown).  It afforded us the opportunity to see greater Christchurch, before we headed into the city to see the earth quake damaged areas and find dinner.  After about two hours of walking trying to find a suitable place to eat, we found a really cool container bar on the outskirts of town, where we relaxes and shared a pizza.  We ended up walking all the way back to the holiday park (unknowingly passing Morgan and Evan's street along the way).  We cozied up in the van, watched a movie, and went to bed.

On our last full day in New Zealand (day twelve), we took a drive over the Port Hills to Lyttelton, where we sought haven from the rain in a different modern container bar.  We spent our afternoon sipping on coffee and beer there, before heading back in to Christchurch to have dinner with Evan and Morgan.  We had a lot of fun sharing a pizza with them and swapping stories.  Evan and Morgan were nice enough to let us stay our last night in their home, before flying out the next day.

Lydia and I rose late, filled the van up with fuel (finding a gas station around the airport was perhaps the most challenging task of the entire adventure), hopped on our flight and returned back to Melbourne.

It was an epic trip with great friends, and we had an absolute blast!  We were sad that it came to an end, and time flew by, but we felt like we had made some lasting memories and made the most of our trip.  A big thank you to our good friends Kat, Jim, Morgan, and Evan for making it a truly amazing seppo adventure!

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

5 Minutes or Less: Kiwi Adventure


We're back from our AMAZING trip to New Zealand's South Island with our friends Kat and Jim! And although we've thus far neglected our duties in posting photos/videos, Jim has not, and created the above trailer for our trip.
It was an awesome adventure, we had an amazing time zip lining through the Adrenalin Forest, soaking in natural hotsprings, sampling wine and beer, hiking, hang gliding, cruising, camping, and road-tripping.
I'm hoping to post videos and pictures shortly, but in the mean time, enjoy the video above!

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Melbourne Timelapse

For friends and family back home that won't have a chance to visit Lydia and myself here in Melbourne, here's an HDR timelapse video of some iconic sites in the city.



Landmarks included in the time lapse video include (in order):
  • Southbank - modern part of Melbourne where the casino is located.  Lydia and I will occasionally go here for over-priced beer
  • Bourke Street sculpture art - An example of one of the many art installments located around Melbourne, this one is at the corner of Swanston and Bourke streets.  I see these every time I walk/tram from my gym to work
  • Degraves Street - Lydia and I will occassionally go here for brunch, if we don't want to make the trip down to St. Kilda to our favorite hipster/organic brunch place
  • Fed Square - modern architecture located in the heart of Melbourne, where a number of temporary art exhibits and cultural events are held.
  • Southern Cross Station - Located on the west side of the city, this is now the largest train station in Melbourne, where all interstate passenger lines lead.  I pass this station on the way to work every day and our good friends immediately opposite
  • Sydney Meyer Amphitheater - outdoor amphitheater where a large number of concerts are held.  Lydia and I will be seeing Weezer here in January
  • Docklands Ferris Wheel - Ferris wheel that was built a number of years ago in the real estate investment failure that is known as the Docklands.  Almost as an omen, this ferris wheel opened nearly two years behind schedule, and promptly closed 40 days later due to structural defects.  The Ferris Wheel has since been disassembled and reassembled, and is expected to return to service sometime in 2013.
  • Graffiti Art - Found all around Melbourne, primarily in back alleyways, it's a characteristic that really defines the city.  It's most definitely a form of art (rather than tagging).
  • Fed Square (different angle) - View of Fed Square looking South, we often go to Beer Deluxe, a beer garden just out of the shot.
  • State Library of Victoria - Located at LaTrobe and Swanston, the State Library is an extensive traditional and electronic library open to the public.  On sunny days, crowds can be found relaxing on the front lawn
  • Train tracks looking South West - not far from our apartment, these tracks run parallel to the Yarra River
  • Metro - View from the metro, the electric train system that runs both under and primarily over ground in Melbourne and the greater Melbourne suburbs.
  • Tram - View looking out the back of one of the omnipresent trams found all around greater Melbourne.  Lydia and I often take a tram to and from work.
  • Flinders Street Station - the iconic station of Melbourne
  • Melbourne Central Mall/Station - view from within Melbourne Central station and shopping plaza, it is a paradigm of Melbourne architecture in that it preserves the facade and spirit of old architecture and integrates it with functional and modern space
  • Shopping Arcade - can't remember the name of this one, but it's one of several shopping arcades found within the CBD of Melbourne.
  • China Town (Little Collins Street) - The majority of Little Collins Street, which runs SW to NE, is known as China town.  We'll often grab "dumprings" at one of the many dumpling bars off this street
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  • Deakin University - Deakin University, from where the photographer(s) hail, located in the Eastern Suburbs of Melbourne.  We've never been here
  • Fitzroy Gardens (two shots) - the large park located adjacent to our apartment in East Melbourne, this is where Lydia and I go nearly every weekend to relax, hang our hammock, and watch the sunset.
  • Phillip Bay Boat Launch - This could be any one of many of the rusted boat launches on the coast of the relatively shallow Phillip Bay, but my bet is it's the one down in St. Kilda, not far from the Melbourne CBD.  Lydia and I SCUBA dive under one of these further down Mornington Peninsula (Eastern peninsula)
  • St Kilda Pier - Large pier that juts out into the bay where many sail boats are moored
  • Docklands waterfront - about a five minute walk from my office, I'll occasionally eat lunch not far from where this shot was taken
  • Art Centre - the iconic (although dated) Melbourne Arts Centre located on South Bank, it's spire is lit at night and can be seen from most places around the city.
  • Fountain in the Royal Botanical Gardens - I've used this fountain in a number of photography outings, it's located in the Royal Botanical Gardens in South Melbourne
  • Melbourne Central (outside) - view of one of the creatively lit park bench outside Melbourne Central. There's a hotdog/burger place called "Lord of the Flies" just out of the shot where Lydia and I have frequented on a number of occasions
  • Flinders St Pedestrian Tunnel - Pedestrian tunnel modeled after Paris's Metro that runs under Flinders Street to Flinders Street Station
  • WWI Memorial Shrine - the WWI memorial shrine where there is an eternal rememberence flame, and that was architected so the sun hits the shrine directly on November 11th every year
  • Views from Eureka Tower - Views from the Eureka Tower (tallest building in Melbourne) where Lydia, my cousin Ian, and I went when Ian was in town

Thursday, November 8, 2012

5 Minutes or Less: Auto Art

This is awesome- it's a public service ad in display, created by our neighbors to the west, the state of South Australia. It's both a work of art and a public service ad.


Although this ad was created by the Motor Accident Commission (MAC), the Transport Accident Commission (TAC) here in Victoria also puts on some pretty cool public safety ads. This billboard can be found around greater Melbourne:



Admittedly, as a roadside sign, it could actually cause more accidents than prevent them- on more than one occasion, I've caught myself trying to process the image than focus on the road. Don't look at it for more than a minute, or you may have an aneurism.

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Seppos in Radelaide

Lydia and I decided to take a long weekend and embark on our first Seppo Road Trip.  We've had our car for nearly 8 months and we really haven't taken full advantage of our improved mobility beyond greater Melbourne, so we decided to take a long weekend and check out Adelaide.  The trip is about a 9 hour drive from Melbourne to Adelaide (and back) along the Western Highway:



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Having both driven extensively around the States in our respective childhoods, we're pretty familiar with the road-side scenery of Americana, but we had no idea what the Australian expanse, particularly west of Melbourne, had to offer.  As it turns out, it isn't much... For anyone who's driven in the States from Atlanta to Chicago via I-65 through Indiana, it's a lot like that, except less interesting. Over the nine hours, we passed through a total of 5 towns, many similar to what you'd see in south Georgia, except instead of one-stoplight towns, they're one-roundabout towns.  The highlights of the drive include the extensive bright yellow-flowered Canola fields, which are appealing at first, but after about an hour, become a bit mundane, and the Grampians, a mountain range west of Melbourne, that are pretty cool.  We may plan a camping trip out there in the not-too-distant future.  Driving through small-town Victoria and South Australia, we definitely invited some sideways looks from the gas (petrol) station employees.  Although all very nice, we on more than one occasion received the, "You're not from around here, are you?"

One rather notable experience was when we stopped at a gas station along our ride from Melbourne to Adelaide, I was privy to a truck driver's phone conversation with another truck driver.  Almost in shock, at last I found the Crocodile Dundee accent here in Australia- it's championed by the Australian road warriors!  I kept on hoping he'd find it necessary to comment on the inferior size of his colleague's cutting utensile, but sadly it never arrived...

The drive aside, we had a pleasant weekend exploring "the city of churches" and Ben Folds' city of residence.  We enjoyed sampling the local cuisine, including the notable Adelaide Pie Floater:

 
And we had a great time exploring the Barossa Valley and sampling some of the best Australian wine.  Check out the Seppo Radelaide video documenting our trip:


We really enjoyed our long weekend, although I'm not sure we'll be returning to Adelaide anytime soon.  And if we do, we'll choose to fly.

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Movie Night: Mary & Max

Lydia and I happened upon Mary & Max, a claymation black-comedy film about a gawky girl from Mount Waverley (a Melbourne suburb) who, through letters, befriends a middle-aged man with Asperger's from New York City.  Max and Mary share a common bond in their difficulty fitting in in their respective worlds, and form a friendship through their exchange of letters and sampling of their respective country's sweets.

The movie is incredibly funny, albeit dark, and captures many of the subtle nuances between American and Australian culture. By far, one of the best movies I've seen this year, I can't recommend it enough.

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Rocking the Vote

Courtesy of  militantlibertarian.org
It's that time again; like a bad case of food poisoning that recurs every four years with similar gastrointestinal symptoms; cramping, bloating, and of course, vomiting and diarrhea; I'm speaking of course, about the US Presidential Election.  While it doesn't exact it's havoc on one's body literally, it does metaphorically; the bloated political ads portraying the opposing candidate as a cold-hearted, treasonous scoundrel, the word vomit and debate diarrhea of the pundits, and the cramping, sickening tinge found in all Americans' stomachs.

Fortunately Lydia and I are spared from most of the mud slinging, as we can elude the political ads and the 24-hour American news networks, however it is all but impossible to avoid it in it's entirety, thanks in large part to Facebook, ads on Hulu, and the internets in general.  And while we're not faced with the immediate cross-fire and sideshow antics of the political left and right, we must in some ways answer for them.  As mentioned in an earlier post, Jerry Springer's America, a considerable number of unsavory news stories from the States do make it down under, not excluding American presidential election news, thus who could blame our friends for having some questions to the American political process?  Additionally, unlike in the States where it is standard social etiquette for one to refrain from asking another which candidate for which he will vote, it would seem the opposite is true here. That being said, it's a two-way streets, as I'm often asking questions about the Australian political process (and for what it's worth, Australian politics seem no more civil than American politics).  Some interesting lessons I've learned:

  1. It is compulsory to vote in Australia.  Failure to do so merits a $70 fine.  As a result, Mickey Mouse and Ronald McDonald receive a considerable amount of support from the Australian electorate
  2. The term "liberal" here is used in the (correct) classical sense, which would be called "libertarianism" in the States.  Really, the liberal party here is more akin to the Republican party in the States than Libertarian, and Labor to the Democratic party
  3. Australia has more political parties than the States, although due to (sometimes unintuitive) coalitions and party alliances, there really only remain two major contenders: Labor and Liberal.
  4. The Green party has won the most seats over Melbourne (for better or worse)
  5. There is no separation of powers between the court and the police here; you are prosecuted by an officer.
  6. Socialised healthcare has changed a lot of my socio-philosophical outlook on a lot of otherwise anti-liberal principles... it provides more justification for some of the "nanny state" laws here in Victoria... that being said, I don't necessarily agree with socialised healthcare.
  7. Labor Prime Minister Julia Gillard and former Labor prime minister Kevin Rudd are not good friends and are the source of a lot of current political controversy
  8. Australian elections can be called at any time by the party in power, but must be called at least once every four years
  9. Australian Parliament is twice as fun to watch on TV as is the US Congress, and half as fun as UK Parliament.  Like in the UK, there is heated exchange and name-calling, but just to a lesser extent, but more than in Congress.
  10. Many Australians know more about the American political system than Americans know about the Australian system
  11. Many Australians know more about the American political system than Americans know about the American system


My most recent lesson: Former Australian Prime Minister Bob Hawke once held a Guinness World Record for Beer "Skulling" (Chugging) 2.5 pints of beer in 11 seconds.  Here he is showing off his talent this year, age 82:

In his memoirs, Hawke suggested that this unique talent may have contributed to his political success more than any other, by endearing him to a voting population with a strong beer culture.... but I digress.

Despite the disarray that is the American Presidential election, and the increased ease with which I could shirk my "civic duty," I've resolved to vote via absentee ballot this year.  And while it looks like the Fulton County Board of Registration and Elections has finally entered the 21st century by offering the ballot electronically, it seems that they may have fallen a bit short, as the link they've provided is currently unavailable, at least via Australian internet connection.  Fortunately enough, I should still be able to access the site via a US proxy, and my vote will be heard... even if it is irrational to vote, at least in the context of an economic agent.

Friday, September 21, 2012

5 Minutes or Less: Christmas in September

Spring has sprung in Melbourne, which can only mean one thing... CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS.  Yes, in an international showdown of who can shamelessly capitalize on Christmas the earliest, the winner this year goes to large Australian retailer Myer, who has constructed a full Christmas display on the sixth floor of their flagship store in the Melbourne CBD:


I guess this is what happens when your locale doesn't celebrate Halloween or Thanksgiving; why not just jump straight to the big kahuna?  Merry Christmas!

Monday, September 3, 2012

Jerry Springer's America

This headline made the front page of a number of Australian news sources, including  The Age and The Sydney Morning Herald about a teenage girl from Georgia who had elective plastic surgery to avoid ridicule from her classmates. While the article is both philosophically and morally intriguing in its own right – the ethical dilemma of using medical methods to treat societal problems – it continues to befuddle me that this is the type of news that so often gains so much attention here in Australia rather than substantive news, influencing the Australian perception of the US and its citizens.

While I believe most Australians understand that Yellow Journalism does not accurately portray everyday American life, those that don't can certainly be forgiven, given how many sensationalist or exceptional stories make it down here.  Lydia and I can't help but bemuse which headlines from our homeland appear down here so prominently.  Many of these articles appear to exaggerate or even help shape the all-too-prominent freak-show perception of typical life in America.  It's both amusing and a little unsettling sometimes what some Australians believe to be commonplace in American life and the preconceived notions of my countrymen; ideas that all Americans are packing concealed 9mm handguns, that we can sue anyone with whom we disagree, and that without a valid health insurance card, our ambulances leave you to expire on the street.  While I have little doubt that many of these exceptional news stories are true, and I won't try and refute the fact that there are a lot of off-beat, backwards, and some downright crazy people in the States (as they are plentiful), I do fear that these stories evoke a contrived or misconstrued America.  Coupled with the fact that when most Australians travel to the States, their primary destinations are LA and Vegas, arguably the most inauthentic cities in the States, I fear there may just be a systematic misrepresentation of what America and Americans are really like.

Courtesy of 27blash6
To be fair, the portrayal of Australia and its people is also largely off-base in the States; think Crocodile Dundee, Outback Steakhouse, and Fosters; I can assure you these stereotypes are (mostly) not true.  As much as I cringe when I read news stories about the Octomom, Obama’s birth certificate, and the rampant gun violence in the States (granted, that last one might not be too off-base), I’m sure an Australian would just as well do the same when he learns how little the average American knows about Australia, or when goes to order his Bloomin’ Onion and reads about the train surfers in US newspapers in the States.  And as much as Lydia and I enjoyed Bill Bryson’s In a Sunburned Country, the book most definitely sensationalizes how deadly Australia really is.

One could make the argument that Americans bring it upon themselves, particularly in how we’ve both relatively recently shifted our foreign policy to become the “World Police,” the rise of the fundamentalist religious zealots, and our insatiable appetite for television shows like Jersey Shore, The Hills, or Biggest Loser.  Who could blame Australians, or the world at large, for having such a poor impression of Americans and what kind of people we are?  Perhaps I simply have rose-coloured glasses and the majority of my countrymen really are a bunch of dim, morally depraved obese oafs.  Perhaps the US and Americans that are represented in the news and media here are a more accurate representation of what America really is than what I perceive.  But if that is the case, I think I'd rather continue in my delusion; at least then I can still maintain some faith in my home country.

Friday, August 10, 2012

5 Minutes or Less: Australian Coverage of the Olympics

It's that time again; the Olympic games.  And while I personally take little interest in the games (why do I have to pretend to care about a sport that I otherwise could care less for 3 years and 11 months out of a year?), others are enthralled and enlivened by it all.  As a result, procuring TV airing rights, licensing, and permission to the games has become an absolute mire fraught with litigation and scandal.  As a result, some TV networks are left by the wayside, and can only show still images, or limited coverage of certain events.  And while this may discourage some networks from even discussing the Games, it also inspires creativity, such as ABC News here in Australia (which has no affiliation with the American Broadcast Corporation, despite the shared moniker).  Because ABC did not have airing rights to the women's 100M finals (which apparently an Aussie won the gold), they staged a re-enactment. With Legos. Awesome:



While perhaps not quite as suspenseful as the actual event, I'd consider it a lot more amusing. Maybe if all of the events were re-enacted with Lego, I'd watch.  Bonus points if it's done in stop-motion.

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

AUST 1101: Introduction to Australian Living - Year One


Today marks exactly one year since we expatriated down to Australia.  On the one hand, it's incredible to think how quickly that year has flown by; how it seems like only yesterday we arrived here, not knowing a soul, and racing around the Melbourne streets with a Seven Eleven map looking for a suitable place to live.  On the other, when we think about all what we've seen, learned, and experienced, all of the friends we've met here, and all of the trips to Ikea, it’s almost unfathomable that it's only been a year.
It's a little funny contrasting what one-year-ago Matt thought I would have experienced after living here and what I actually have. By example, things that I anticipated:

  1. Having a [mostly] intuitive understanding of the city - It's that feeling of when you first arrive to an entirely new place knowing that you're perception of it today is likely not at all refelctive of what it will be as you get to know the place.  It reminds me a lot of when I used to go up and visit my sister in Athens before I went to school there.  My concept of North, South, East, and West was completely skewed, and I had no context for landmarks or specific locales.
  2. Having a greater understanding (and appreciation) of Australianisms - before moving here, I'd spent a bit of time looking into "Strine" (I have yet to meet someone who calls it that here) to try and understand the nuanced differences in language.  While it's definitely exaggerated on the internets, there is a subtlety to it that must be appreciated.  Ultimately, Australians speak just about the same as Americans (spare the accent), although as I've been corrected on a number of occasions, Australians speak English and Americans speak American.  Just try and discuss a "Logger" drinking "Lager" with an Australian, and you'll appreciate what they mean.  That being said, it does on occasion go both ways; try determining which "hour is our hour" here in Melbourne.
  3. Cost of living- it's been documented in detail within earlier posts of this blog, so I won't harp about it too much here, but sh*t is expensive here.  We've grown a bit more accustomed to it, but I do still shed a tear every time I go to checkout with a six pack of beer.
  4. Missing friends and family- Also documented substantially in earlier posts, but worth repeating here.  We do miss our friends and family back home, and have a greater appreciation for the benefits of geographical proximity.  We've missed some of our good friend's major life events, including a number of engagements, weddings, and births.

And things that I hadn't anticipated:

  1. How large Australia really is- it's huge.  And not in the same sense that the States are.  It's extremely dispersed, making it difficult to really see a lot of the country.  Since living here, we've only set foot in three of Australia's seven states and territories.  Also, with fewer people and as a result, fewer large cities, there are fewer flights available to get around.  We haven't come close to seeing the Outback, as it is at least a 9 hour drive from where we live.  We're hoping to make a weekend trip out to Adelaide and Tasmania in the not-too-distant future, bringing our state count up to five, as well as a trip out to Australia's Canada, New Zealand
  2. Wildlife isn't everywhere- not really sure why I thought that it would be, I think it was more wishful thinking than anything else.  I don't see kangaroos on a regular basis, there aren't brown snakes at every turn, and we haven't yet bumped into any absurd spiders.  Although we've seen a good deal of Australian wildlife in the wild (Kangaroos, Wallabies, Kookaburras, Koalas, Brown Snakes), we don't usually happen upon it on our walk to work (except maybe possums).
  3. Diversity- As with any major city, you'd expect a good deal of international visitors and residents, but Melbourne is incredibly diverse, beyond what I could've imagined.  It’s pretty cool to have such a melting pot of cultures and nationalities.  At work, I work alongside at least one Indian, Chinese, Malaysian, Kiwi, Spanish, Venezuelan, Maltese, South African, and Aussie every day, and that’s just on my project.  I’ve learned a lot of interesting cultural nuances such as arranged marriages, the use of spices in Spanish cuisine, Maltese table manners, and of course the Hot Chip Precedence rule.

We’re continuing to get settled and feel more at home as Melbourne becomes less foreign and more familiar. No matter which way I look at it, it's been an amazing year and we can't wait for the next one!

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Favorite Pub

We love being able to walk across the street to our favorite pub. We just a) got our invite to a beer pong party accepted by our amazing bartender Mikey b) got the bar to save bottles for us for our next homebrew, a raspberry wheat beer currently in the fermenter c) drank some new recommended and standard trusty beers.



Hammock Reading Weather is back!

Hopefully I'm not speaking to soon, but right now it is just the right temp outside to curl up with a book in our hammock + a cozy sleeping bag. It's the equivalent of February in the States. I must say, sometimes the mild Melbourne climate suits me just fine.

Meanwhile Matt is nearby, enjoying playing with his helicopter.



Monday, July 16, 2012

Google Hangouts


Recently my family and I have taken to using a fun Google+ tool called Hangouts to catch up. Unlike Google voice and video chat, you can chat with many people at once. It's been great since my brother Ted doesn't live at my parent's house (he's at college, or currently away at his internship for the summer). I highly recommend it to anybody who misses a scattered group of people. A neat, but easily exploited, feature is that whoever is talking (the loudest) gets the screen time. The idea is that you don't have to click on each speaker manually, which is a bit burdensome (though there is that capability). Sometimes my family members will yell nonsensically just to be the one the screen or we will simply end up talking or laughing loudly all at once. This causes a strobe-light of family appearances which ends up being very amusing. 

Last weekend, my parents were packing up to travel, so I didn't get to see them. However, I did get to talk to my brother Ted. Before he entered the hangout I launched a fun app called Google Effects, which became available to whoever joined the hangout. The app has face recognition, and places "props" (you can pick specific items, or "randomise" for ridiculous combos) on your screen. Ted and I experimented with exactly how much of your face you can hide before it get's confused about where to but the prop, and FYI, the nose is a key feature. Screen shots for your amusement below. 

Ted as a clown snorkeller with a sweet 'stache

Ted as a cat with a Google sweatband, still sport the 'stache

Ted as a Devil with an eye patch, and he apparently really likes the 'stache



                   

                    
And the most ridiculous, Lydia as a confused beauty queen with a hormone problem
Google hangouts has advantages beyond just video chatting, there are a plethora of apps for gaming with family, work related "white boards" and Google docs sharing, as well as my favorite, an app that shows a children's story on the side for a parent to read to their kid if they aren't able to be at home to put them to bed. Adorable. 

Vegemite, Emiliy's Favo(u)rite

While grocery shopping, my visiting sister Emily asked that we pick up some Vegemite to contribute her Australian experience. Before she could dig in, I tried it myself on a ham and cheese croissant with some Vegemite spread (just a teensy little bit as pictured, I've heard horror stories of people trying a spoonful like it's Nutella). It made me feel like an Australian to actually own Vegemite and enjoy eating it!




Unfortunately, Emily ended up hating it...



Curious about the origin of such a unique snack, I perused through Wikipedia's article on Vegemite, and followed the Wiki rabbit hole to something called Marmite. In summary, here is what I learned.

- The product that was to become Marmite was invented in the late 19th century when German scientist discovered that brewer's yeast could be concentrated, bottled and eaten. It began being shipped to Australian in 1919.
- It became named Marmite after the French term for a large, covered earthenware or metal cooking pot which is still pictured on Marmite.
- Vegemite was invented in 1922 following the disruption of British Marmite imports after World War I. A food scientist at Fred Walker & Co named Cyril Callister used autolysis to break down the yeast cells from waste obtained from the Carlton & United brewery.
- British Marmite is more intensely flavoured, and New Zealand Marmite is sweeter.
- The name was picked from a hat (full of suggestions submitted as part of a nationwide contest) by Fred Walker's (remember, the guy whose company commissioned Vegemite) daughter. It was brought the market in 1923,  but failed to to take off.
- When Marmite came back on the Australian market, it began to edge out Vegemite. In response, in 1928 Vegemite changed it's name to Parmite as a spin off/pun to the British Marmite ("If Marmite [Ma/mother might] then Parmite [Pa/father might]"). I think the idea was to use the brand recognition of Marmite, and also make Australia's version sound more manlier. In fact sales worsened till 1938.
- It wasn't till Fred Walker (that same Fred Walker, Co. company owner/commissioner of Vegemite) established Kraft Walker Cheese Co as a joint venture with J.L.Kraft & Bros in 1925, which became wildly popular by 1938, and used Krafts popularity to promote Vegemite (they changed the name back) through massive promotions and giveaways alongside Kraft products that the brand succeeded. I therefore feel that my ham and Kraft Cheese (see picture) croissant was unknowingly appropriate.
- In 1984 it became the first item in Australia to be bought by digitally scanning a product at checkout.
- Today, 22 million jars are produced per year. It's made in Australia at the Kraft plant which is right here in Melbourne!




Itchy and "Screachy"

Two weeks ago, Lydia, Emily, and I headed down to Lorne on the Victorian coast to stay with some friends and their baby daughter for the weekend.  We were extended an invite by Jim, whom I met during my work orientation my third week in Australia.  Jim, originally from Chicago, moved down to Melbourne to be with his partner, Cathy, to have their little girl here in Australia (Cathy is originally from Australia).

A bit of background; Jim and his partner have been participating in a number of house sitting stints throughout greater Victoria, as he's taken his paternal leave and a leave of absence to spend time with his family.  It's been an awesome opportunity for them to get to experience different living situations for free, while also "paying it forward," by looking after the home owners' property and pets.  They've spent time in the mountains of Tasmania, on a cattle farm in northern Victoria, and most recently, coastal Victoria.  In terms of life experiences, Jim's got some pretty incredible stories from their times house sitting.  I was most intrigued by their time on the cattle farm, including learning how to patch fences, ride tractors, and herd cattle.

I hadn't seen Jim for nearly three months when he called me to invite us down to the coast.  I was pretty excited about hanging out, sharing some of our homebrew, and seeing the beautiful coast.  Lydia and I also figured it would be a good experience for Emily on her last weekend with us to get out of the city and see the coast.

We got a late start Saturday morning leaving Melbourne, as we had to get everyone mobilized and the car packed up.  We hit the road around 11 and rolled on down to the Great Ocean Road- a windy road that runs along the coast which starts about an hour west of Melbourne.  This wasn't our first time on the Great Ocean Road, as we had taken it to get down for our camping trip along the Great Ocean Walk back in March.

The ride down was relatively uneventful, although as per usual this time of year, we experienced nearly four seasons in one day.  When we left Melbourne it was a sunny and warm day, but by the time we arrived in Lorne, it was gray, cold, and pouring rain.  One thing about living down here is I have a greater appreciation for the different manifestations of rain; it's not like back home in Georgia where it either drizzles or pours marble-sized drops; here there is a much wider spectrum of possibilities, including such variants as the popular sideways mist, the dribble and pour, the it's-not-raining-yet-I'm-still-getting-wet and who could forget the not-uncommon sunny-day-blue-sky-where-the-hell-is-that-coming-from rain.  On more than one occasion on my way to work, I could've sworn that I've seen rain rise upwards, but maybe that was just the result of a couple of bleary-eyed mornings.

Regardless, the rain and cold didn't detract from the beauty of the coast.  We rolled in, or rather up, around 1pm.  One thing about the house that Jim and family were staying in was that it's perched on top of a coastal cliff, which one the one hand provided incredible views over the ocean, but on the other required considerable effort on behalf of our little Golf to ascend.  Coupled with slicked, unfinished road, I was impressed and surprised to find that our little Kraut (the car, not Lydia) had almost no issue at all making it up.

We were received warmly where we promptly turned our attention to both the adorable toddler and the two household pets, a cat whose name I can't recall, but for the purposes of this post, I will name "Screachy," and a dog named Flea (after the insect, not the mononymous bassist from the Red Hot Chili Peppers).  Upon arrival, I promptly ingested more than the recommended dose of anti-allergy medication to negate Screachy's effect on my sinuses.  We were informed that although friendly, apparently Screachy had a penchants for, without warning, jumping from furniture or the ground onto one's chest and shoulders, with no hesitation of using his claws for stability.  Screachy also had a bad habit of walking on the kitchen counters and dining table, which required constant attention to ensure that he, and more importantly his allergy-inducing fur, remained free from consumables.

Artist's Depiction of "Screachy"


We had a light lunch then headed down to the beach for some volleyball and pictures.  Sure enough, as soon as we got down to the sand, the skies opened up, with an impressive rendition of both sideways mist and substantial rain.  We weren't deterred however (and the little one was a trouper hanging out on a blanket on the beach), and had a good time bumping the volleyball back and forth, while chilling our feet in the frigid sand.  Not long after it began, the rain stopped, leaving us with a full double rainbow.  According to Jim, rainbows aren't uncommon along the coast, at least since they had been there, as they often saw at least one per day.  We paused briefly for some photo ops before returning to our volleyball game, though this time with the inclusion of soccer-style headers:







After sufficiently chilling our feet to the point of numbness, we returned back up to the house to relax by the wood stove heater and prepare a curry dinner.  I helped Jim "shuck" the chicken from the hip (do chickens have hips?) bone.  This proved more difficult than anticipated, although we were aided by the formidable sustenance of beer.  After finishing with the chicken, we left the bones aside in a bowl, which Screachy promptly retrieved and attempted to ingest, although unsuccessfully.


Dinner was amazing.  Cathy made homemade naan, which was delicious, and the chicken curry came out wonderfully, particularly after the addition of fresh vegetables.  After dinner, I headed out on to the porch to play around with some long exposure photography, with mixed results:







To end the night, Jim and I made the trek down (via a creative shortcut that may not have actually been a designated path) to the only pub in Lorne, whose owner also owned the house we stayed in.  Being a school holiday, times were busy at the pub- there was in total maybe six people there, all bemused by what must have been the top 100 worst songs of the early 90s.  Jim and I played one game of pool, called it a night, and hiked back up to the house to head to bed.


To keep Screachy at bay, Jim locked him in the laundry and bathroom facility of the house.  Screachy didn't appreciate his solidarity and proceeded to reprise the power ballads from the playlist we heard earlier at the pub, this time all in the key of what I can only assume to be C minor.  After track six or seven, Screachy retired to his chambers, only to pick up two hours later when I had to startle him awake to use the bathroom.


We awoke late the next morning to a wall of fog.  Jim headed down to surf as we mobilized- I was meant to join him as I had brought along my wet suit, but my aversion to cold water and inexperience kept me in the house, as the swell was easily over a meter.  I do intend to head back down to the coast at some point to try my hand, although I think I'll wait until January when it warms up a bit.


We said our goodbyes, hit the road, and headed back to Melbourne to let Emily pack, as she had to fly back to the States the next day.  We made sure to stop along the way where we picked up a couple of beers from a small-shop brewpub in Forrest, Victoria.


All in all, it was a great quiet weekend and we had a lot of fun catching up with Jim and Cathy and spending a short time down on the coast.

Friday, July 13, 2012

5 Minutes or Less: How to Catch a Kangaroo

I can't say that I've tried this yet, but I may start carrying around a Woolworths bag just in case...


Given this fine gentleman's appearance, one might suppose that he enjoys catching kangaroos for more than just the sport of it.

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Winter is Here

June 21 marked the official first day of winter in the Southern Hemisphere, where we experienced the shortest sunlight-day of the year.  It's admittedly still a bit odd to have our seasons flipped here; given that today is seasonally equivalent to the day before Christmas Eve.  Below area few shots I took with my new camera to capture the season:


We're still deciding on how we want to celebrate the quickly approaching 4th of July, but we're pretty sure it won't be spent grilling hot dogs outside by the pool...